Thursday, June 11, 2020

INSURRECTION AND SECESSION IN SEATTLE

by Bob Walsh

A six block area centering on the 4th Police Precinct Building in Seattle has been taken over by Madame DeFarge and company.   They have announced that they are now a "police free zone" and have armed supporters at the barricades to enforce their position.  They apparently do not see any logical inconsistency in this position.  As of Wednesday night they were attempting to expand their empire into the 5th Police Precinct with limited success.

The "real" city government has announced that they will continue garbage collection and intend to set up porta-potties so the place does not turn into San Francisco.  That would be really gross.

So far the city isn't doing anything about this takeover.  It is not clear just yet how fire engines and ambulances could access the area if necessary as the streets are physically barricaded.  So far nobody has died from lack of medical assistance, that they know of any way.

There is no evidence that they have set up a guillotine to start executing enemies of the new state.  Yet.  

The rumor mill says they have applied to Communist China to recognize the "new" government of Free Seattle, but that is probably bullshit.

Just in case you think this is a joke please remember, the "new government" is armed.

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