Sunday, June 21, 2020

ADMINISTER YOUR OWN URINE TEST

To avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

If ants gather:  DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet:  PROSTATE.

If it smells like a barbecue:  CHOLESTEROL.

If your wrist hurts when you shake it:  OSTEOARTHRITIS.

If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S.

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