I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

But Now That I Do........

by Bob Walsh

The City and State of New York are named (indirectly) after the Duke Of York, who was a huge slave trader and vocal opponent of the abolition of slavery in the U.K.

Obviously we can't have that.  Both the city and state MUST change their names.  The floor is open for nominations.

I suggest the following.  Buttcrack.  Armpit.  Arrogant Stupidity.  Shithole.  Arrogantly Stupid Shithole.