Friday, December 13, 2019

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT THE DMV IN CHARGE OF SHIT

by Bob Walsh

So, what happens when you get a large, unresponsive, largely inept government agency that is collectively too stupid to pour piss out of a boot and put them in charge of voter registration? You get numerous visits from the fuck-up fairy.

There are now HUNDREDS of documented instances of people's party preference being mysteriously changed when they had some sort of contact with the DMV. (The DMV is required by law to hand out voter registration material to EVERYBODY, including illegal aliens, who they come in contact with. When I went in a few months ago to get my Real ID I had to tell the computer THREE TIMES that I was in fact registered to vote and did not want to change either my address or my party affiliation.)

This came to light when the daughter of the head of the California Republican Party found out her party preference had mysteriously changed from Republican to Independent after a DMV visit.

The DMV said they will get right on it, after they help find Jimmy Hoffa's body and locate the Ark of the Covenant, which is in the basement of their building on Broadway in Sacramento.

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