BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS US SO

We know that God created Adam and Eve

By Howie Katz

As the Grim Reaper gets ever closer to me, I thought it might be a good time to think about creation. Yes, that’s creation, not cremation, although I think about cremation too.

We know that God created Adam and Eve because the Bible tell us so. But what about the Cavemen and women? They walked on the Earth eons before God made Adam and Eve.

Did God create the Cavemen and women too? If not, who created them? That’s certainly something to ponder about.

Like every credible historical book, the Bible also needs to be revised from time to time. For instance, after the Stonewall Inn raid by the NYPD 50 years ago, the Bible should have also told us that God created Adam and Arnold as well as Eve and Emily.

Then in 2015, God created Caitlyn Jenner out of 66-year-old Bruce(lla) Jenner. That’s definitely something the Bible should also tell us because transgendering would be hard for me to believe otherwise.

God works in mysterious ways as the Brucella transformation clearly shows. And that makes it hard for the Bible to keep up.

Now that I’ve given creation some thought, I can get back to thinking about cremation.