By Bob Walsh
Abdul Razsak Ali_Artan, whose age has been variously said to be either 19 or 20, was a permanent resident alien from Somalia and was attending classes, or at least enrolled in classes, at Ohio State University. This morning a fire alarm went off in one of the campus buildings sending a large number of students out onto the sidewalks. At that time Artan drove his vehicle into the crowd, injuring a number of people. He then leapt out of his vehicle and started hacking at people with a butcher knife. As it happens a University P D officer was nearby checking for a gas leak. He responded and terminally rehabilitated the goat fucker.
It is unknown whether or not the fire alarm was just a suspicious coincidence or if Artan had a cohort who sent the targets his way.
If this had happened in CA or NY they would probably be investigating the cop for being an Islamophobe and looking to prosecute him for a hate crime. Seeing as how most of the people in Ohio are not morons that probably won't happen.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Goat fucker? Shit Bob, now you’re going to be called Islamophobic. Sheep fucker might have been a less insensitive term to use.
Since Abdul was a Muslim, pig fucker would not have applied here. Pig fucker would be appropriate for some people in the Bay Area and other parts of California, and in Arkansas and West Virginia.
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