Saturday, February 27, 2021

WHAT DID BIDEN'S VISIT TO HOUSTON ACCOMPLISH?

The Gulf Freeway and Loop 610 were shut down to accommodate the President's entourage, causing an enormous traffic nightmare 


By Howie Katz


President Biden and the First Lady visited Houston Friday ostensibly to see firsthand the suffering caused by the recent winter storm.

Air Fore One landed at Ellington Field Joint Reserve Base in South Houston, necessitating the closure of the Gulf Freeway in order to accommodate the President's entourage.

Biden stopped of at the Harris County Office of Emergency Management, the Houston Food Bank and the FEMA Covid vaccination site at NRG Park, the latter visit also necessitating the closure of Loop 610.

Biden spent most of the visit at the Houston Food Bank where he spoke with and told the workers they were "doing God's work."

  

Biden at the Houston Food Bank

 

At the federal vaccination site, Biden gave a speech on the importance of everyone getting vaccinated. 

Had Biden not come to Texas, federal disaster relief aid for the people who lost power and clean water, and had their homes damaged or destroyed by broken water pipes, still would have been forthcoming.

So, what did Biden's visit accomplish?  Well, he spoke with a lot of people, which gave them a thrill they can tell their grandchildren about.  And his comings and goings caused the shut down of several major thoroughfares which resulted in an enormous traffic nightmare.  

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

SEEING IS BELIEVING ..... AND YOU GOTTA SEE THESE CAKES!

At only 23 years old, Luke Vincentini, a pastry chef based in New Jersey, makes totally amazing cakes!  

He perfectly reproduces objects such as bags of chips, balls of wool, beer cans, fruit, steaks, animals, etc.!

Before seeing them cut out, you can hardly believe that they are really cakes.    

 

FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF INDIA ..... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Monday, February 22, 2021

TRUMP'S SCOTUS APPOINTEES APPARENTLY WILL NOT HELP HIM TO AVOID JAIL TIME

SCOTUS allows Manhattan DA access to eight years of Trump's tax returns


By Howie Katz


SCOTUS. with a 6-3 conservative majority including three Trump appointees, on Monday upheld a lower court's ruling that Mazars USA, the former president's longtime accounting firm, must turn over eight years of Trump's tax returns that have been subpoenaed by Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance.

Vance has been probing hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels and former Playboy model Karen McDougal, and on potential bank, tax and insurance fraud, as well as falsification of business records, any one of which could send Trump to prison if convicte.

The three justices that Trump appointed to SCOTUS apparently will not help him to avoid jail time.

In another case SCOTUS ruled on favor of Trump by denying Stormy Daniel the right to sue him for defamation because in one of his tweets, he called her a "con job'.  But that ruling pales against the tax ruling.  

There are other criminal investigations against Trump, including one in Georgia for trying to get Georgia Secretary of State to change the vote count.

It is quite possible that Trump may be forced to leave his Mar-a-Lago residence for an extended stay at a Graybar Hotel. 

Friday, February 19, 2021

CRUZE SHOULD RESIGN FROM THE SENATE, NOT BECAUSE HE TOOK HIS FAMILY TO CANCUN, BUT BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS PET DOG BEHIND

 

By Howie Katz


By now, unless they are living under a rock, everybody knows that while millions of Texans were freezing their asses off, Senator Ted Cruz up and took his family off to Cancun.

Cruz has received a shitstorm of criticism for fleeing the freezing temperatures to warm and sunny Cancun while most of his constituents were suffering from the bitter cold.

His trip did not piss me off.  That was just awfully stupid.  What did piss me off was that he left his pet poodle Snowflake behind.  That was awfully cruel.

 

Snowflake, the Cruz's poodle, was left behind in their freezing home while they went to MexicoCruz should resign from the US Senate forthwith!

CORONA VACCINE GIVEN IN TEL AVIV BAR

 

Tel Aviv vaccine bar

Thursday, February 18, 2021

THE NATION'S ENERGY CAPITAL LEFT MOST OF ITS RESIDENTS POWER-LESS FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS

Fortunately I have a gas generator that supplied my house with power when the electric system failed


By Howie Katz


Houston, the nation's energy capitol, my ass!  Most of Houston's residents were left without power for more than three days.  But fear not, the city's downtown skyscrapers remained all lighted up.


The deep freeze that has paralyzed Texas by knocking out its power grid and sparking an energy crisis saw 5 million homes plunged into darkness amid unprecedented rolling blackouts. Pictured above is homes in Houston without power but empty offices still lit up Houston skyscrapers all lighted up while the rest of the city is without power

 

Fortunately I have a gas generator that supplies me with power when the electric system fails.  

Unfortunately, the gas generator does not restore the phone service, leaving me unable to connect to the internet.  And because my Lifeline medical alert system is connected to the phone line, that was out too.

The power just came back on only about five hours ago.  Now I have phone service again and now I can get caught up with the emails that piled up for three days.  And BGB is back in order too.  And in case I fall again, Lifeline will send a Houston Fire Department ambulance to my House.

Quick, git a rope for the varmint responsible for Houston's extended blackout ... and it ain't Mother Winter.

Monday, February 15, 2021

IF I'M STILL ALIVE, WHICH IS VERY DOUBTFUL, I WILL SUPPORT NIKKI HALEY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024

Nikki Haley is disgusted with Trump's actions following November 3


By Howie Katz


Those of you who follow BGB know that I have called for the election of Nikki Haley as president, and have done so several times.

 

Outgoing U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley, left, is shown with then-President Donald Trump in this...
Nikki Haley and Donald Trump in happier days

 

Nikki has joined Mitch McConnell in criticizing former President Trump.  During a Politico interview that was published Friday, she expressed her disgust with Trump's actions following the election on November 3.  Her criticism was made before McConnel bllasted Trump.

Here is what she said.

“We need to acknowledge he let us down.  He went down a path he shouldn’t have, and we shouldn’t have followed him, and we shouldn’t have listened to him. And we can’t let that ever happen again.”

As for Trump's treatment of Vice President Pence during the Capitol riot, Haley said:

“When I tell you I’m angry, it’s an understatement.  I am so disappointed in the fact that [despite] the loyalty and friendship he had with Mike Pence, that he would do that to him. Like, I’m disgusted by it.”

As for the future, Haley said:

“What we need to do is take the good that he built, leave the bad that he did and get back to a place where we can be a good, valuable, effective party. But, at the same time, it’s bigger than the party.  I hope our country can come together and figure out how we pull this back.” 

Earlier, in addition to the Politico interview, she had told a group of RNC members that Trump was “badly wrong with his words” at his Jan. 6 rally.  “And it wasn’t just his words,” she added at the time. “His actions since Election Day will be judged harshly by history.”

I don't know if her criticism of Trump will hurt her if she decides to run for President in 2024, but she should not have to suffer for telling the truth. 

I'll probably croak well before the 2024election, but I hope she will run for President and that the voters will be smart enough to elect a highly experienced and qualified Nikki Haley..  She will be a fine president and she will restore the Republican party to respectability. 

Sunday, February 14, 2021

MY DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW PASSED AWAY FRIDAY

Lawrence Bernard 1936-2021

 

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Lawrence Jackson Bernard (Larry) died peacefully on February 12th at age 84 from complications of Parkinson's Disease. 

Larry showed great fortitude and overcame numerous health obstacles always remaining optimistic and determined to get the most out of life. He will be remembered for his love and commitment to his family and friends and his successful career with New York Life. 

A native Houstonian, Larry was born at St. Joseph's hospital in 1936 to Amber and H.J. Bernard. He graduated from San Jacinto High School and the University of Texas at Austin. Larry also attained the professional designations of CLU and ChFC from the American College at Bryn Mawr. He served as a Captain in the United States Army Reserve.

Larry's storied career at the New York Life Insurance Company began in 1960. When asked why he chose life insurance as a profession he responded with "I want to be in a profession where you help people and you don't have to retire." Larry excelled as an agent right from the start, distinguishing himself as a case-rate super star. Today, he holds the unofficial and probably unsurpassed, company-wide record of 556 consecutive months - 46 years - of writing at least 10 applications a month. He was named General Agent of the year 43 times in the Houston office.

He was a charter member of the Chairman's Council and remained there for 39 consecutive years as one of only four agents to do so at that time in the entire company. The Council represents the highest achieving agents across the country with New York Life.

Larry was a charter and board member of both NYLARC and Nautilus. He was a lifetime member of the Million Dollar Roundtable and he also maintained memberships in Eagle Strategies, the Houston Estate Forum and the American Association of Life Underwriters.

He was elected by his fellow agents to represent them in the New York Life home office on the Agents Advisory Council.

In 2003 the Houston office established the Larry J. Bernard Spirit Award in recognition of his distinguished career. Later he was further honored with the designation of the Larry Bernard Conference Room in the New York Life Houston General office. 

Along the way, Larry was proud to have mentored many agents who still today point to him as a major influence on their career and count him as a colleague and friend.

Less than a week before unexpectedly taking ill, a surprise Zoom celebration of Larry's 60 plus years took place with agents and company officials paying tribute to his career, influence, integrity, and friendship referring to him as a New York Life living legend and Icon. Larry referred to it as the most meaningful experience of his career. The family appreciates the many agents and company representatives from across the country who participated.

An important part of Larry's success is due to Claire Clark, his longtime assistant of 30 years. The family would like to thank her for her dedication not only to his business but for his well being . 

Larry was a past president of the Houston Congregation for Reform Judaism. He served on the board of the Houston Racquet Club - where he would swim his daily mile for many years and late in life continued to maintain a vigorous exercise routine. He also enjoyed attending the Houston Ballet and Symphony and was an Astros season ticket holder for over 40 years.

A lifelong history buff, Larry noted that much of New York Life's story parallels U.S. history. His office, a museum of New York Life memorabilia, features framed policies from the 1800's, various news items on agents and employees who participated in World War I, and an invitation to the ceremony opening the Home Office in 1927.

Larry also had a deep knowledge of military and Presidential history and would often quiz friends with his trivia questions. Larry loved vintage cars. He could name any make and model. One of his favorite ways to relax at home was with a glass of wine or a scotch on the rocks followed by candlelit dinners. 

Larry and his family also enjoyed their home at Morgan's Point on Galveston Bay. He loved the water and it brought him much joy. Larry was affectionately referred to as "Mr. Ambassador". A reference to the very unofficial title of "Morgan's Point Ambassador to Galveston". 

Larry had a passion for travelling. He and Doris shared that with their family and friends on many different adventures around the country and world. 

As a proud Houstonian, Larry loved his city and the people in it. He would recite endless facts about Houston and its families - many of whom he had both personal and business relationships. Friends recall their conversations and times spent with Larry and his special way with words and phrases that were uniquely his own. Larry was a wonderful raconteur and his sense of humor along with his detailed memory always made for an entertaining story. 

Larry was preceded in death by his parents, his sister, Betty Jo Hedrick and brother, Donald Bernard. He is survived by his wife Doris of 53 years; their son David Bernard and his husband Charles D. Urstadt; their son Jeffrey Bernard, his wife Julie Chisholm and his granddaughters Sophie and Lucy Bernard; his sister Amber York and her husband Dr. Byron P. York, Jr. and his brother-in-law Howard Katz along with many nephews and nieces. Larry was also preceded in death by his beloved dogs Malcolm and Max. 

The family thanks Frank Gutierrez for his friendship, compassion and care for Larry for almost five years as well as the other caretakers from the Texans Home Care staff. In addition the family is appreciative to Larry's physicians Doctors Matthew Lenz, Joseph Jankowvic and Phong Tang.

A family graveside service will be held with Rabbi Steve Gross officiating. Due to COVID-19, a gathering to celebrate Larry's life will be held at a later date. 

Donations may be made in his memory to the Houston Association of Parkinson's Society(HAPS), Houston Food Bank, Houston Congregation for Reform Judaism or a charity of your choice.

To Plant Memorial Trees in memory, please visit our Sympathy Store.

Published in Houston Chronicle on Feb. 14, 2021.
 
NOTE: I have ordered a circle of five trees from the Jewish National Fund to be planted in Israel in memory of Larry. 

Saturday, February 13, 2021

DEMOCRATIC THREE-RING CIRCUS FAILS TO ATTRACT ENOUGH REPUBLICANS, BUT MITCH MCCONNELL BLISTERED TRUMP

Only seven Republican senators joined the Democrats. leaving Trump acquitted in impeachment trial


By Howie Katz


The three-ring circus of an impeachment trial ended Saturday with the aquital of Trump on charges that he incited an insurrection.  The Democrats needed 17 Republican senators to join them in getting the two-thirds majority to convict the former president, but only seven jumped ship.

This was a historic event because it was the second impeachment for Trump.  The two impeachments were never about Trump's misdeeds.  They were only about Democrats hatred of Trump for defeating Hillary Clinton.

Trump is now celebrating and promised his followers that his MAGA movement "has only just begun.  In the months ahead I have much to share with you, and I look forward to continuing our incredible journey together to achieve American greatness for all of our people. We have so much work ahead of us, and soon we will emerge with a vision for a bright, radiant, and limitless American future."

 

Trump is seen holding up a newspaper in February 2020, after he was acquitted by the Senate in his first impeachment trial
 

But not so fast there Donald, you didn't exactly come out of both impeachments smelling like a rose.  After voting to acquit him, Mitch McConnell tore into Trump.  

 

He suggested that Trump could still be held accountable in other ways ¿ like by facing criminal prosecution or being sued ¿  but said the impeachment trial against him was unconstitutional

Here is what the now Senate Minority Leader said:

'January 6th was a disgrace. American citizens attacked their own government. They used terrorism to try to stop a specific piece of democratic business they did not like. Fellow Americans beat and bloodied our own police. They stormed the Senate floor. They tried to hunt down the Speaker of the House. They built a gallows and chanted about murdering the Vice President.

They did this because they had been fed wild falsehoods by the most powerful man on Earth — because he was angry he'd lost an election. Former President Trump's actions preceding the riot were a disgraceful dereliction of duty.

The House accused the former President of, quote, 'incitement.' That is a specific term from the criminal law. Let me put that to the side for one moment and reiterate something I said weeks ago: There is no question that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of that day.

The people who stormed this building believed they were acting on the wishes and instructions of their President. And their having that belief was a foreseeable consequence of the growing crescendo of false statements, conspiracy theories, and reckless hyperbole which the defeated President kept shouting into the largest megaphone on planet Earth.

The issue is not only the President's intemperate language on January 6th. It is not just his endorsement of remarks in which an associate urged 'trial by combat.' It was also the entire manufactured atmosphere of looming catastrophe; the increasingly wild myths about a reverse landslide election that was being stolen in some secret coup by our now-President.

I defended the President's right to bring any complaints to our legal system. The legal system spoke. The Electoral College spoke. As I stood up and said clearly at the time, the election was settled. But that reality just opened a new chapter of even wilder and more unfounded claims.

The leader of the free world cannot spend weeks thundering that shadowy forces are stealing our country and then feign surprise when people believe him and do reckless things. Sadly, many politicians sometimes make overheated comments or use metaphors that unhinged listeners might take literally.

This was different. This was an intensifying crescendo of conspiracy theories, orchestrated by an outgoing president who seemed determined to either overturn the voters' decision or else torch our institutions on the way out. The unconscionable behavior did not end when the violence began.

Whatever our ex-President claims he thought might happen that day… whatever reaction he says he meant to produce… by that afternoon, he was watching the same live television as the rest of the world.

A mob was assaulting the Capitol in his name. These criminals were carrying his banners, hanging his flags, and screaming their loyalty to him.

It was obvious that only President Trump could end this.

Former aides publicly begged him to do so. Loyal allies frantically called the Administration. But the President did not act swiftly. He did not do his job. He didn't take steps so federal law could be faithfully executed, and order restored.

Instead, according to public reports, he watched television happily as the chaos unfolded. He kept pressing his scheme to overturn the election! Even after it was clear to any reasonable observer that Vice President Pence was in danger… even as the mob carrying Trump banners was beating cops and breaching perimeters… the President sent a further tweet attacking his Vice President.

Predictably and foreseeably under the circumstances, members of the mob seemed to interpret this as further inspiration to lawlessness and violence. 

Later, even when the President did halfheartedly begin calling for peace, he did not call right away for the riot to end. He did not tell the mob to depart until even later. And even then, with police officers bleeding and broken glass covering Capitol floors, he kept repeating election lies and praising the criminals.

In recent weeks, our ex-President's associates have tried to use the 74 million Americans who voted to re-elect him as a kind of human shield against criticism. Anyone who decries his awful behavior is accused of insulting millions of voters. That is an absurd deflection. 

74 million Americans did not invade the Capitol. Several hundred rioters did. And 74 million Americans did not engineer the campaign of disinformation and rage that provoked it. One person did. 

I have made my view of this episode very plain. But our system of government gave the Senate a specific task. The Constitution gives us a particular role.

This body is not invited to act as the nation's overarching moral tribunal.

We are not free to work backward from whether the accused party might personally deserve some kind of punishment.

Justice Joseph Story was our nation's first great constitutional scholar. As he explained nearly 200 years ago, the process of impeachment and conviction is a narrow tool for a narrow purpose. Story explained this limited tool exists to 'secure the state against gross official misdemeanors.' That is, to protect the country from government officers.

If President Trump were still in office, I would have carefully considered whether the House managers proved their specific charge. By the strict criminal standard, the President's speech probably was not incitement.

However, in the context of impeachment, the Senate might have decided this was acceptable shorthand for the reckless actions that preceded the riot. But in this case, that question is moot. Because former President Trump is constitutionally not eligible for conviction.

There is no doubt this is a very close question. Donald Trump was the President when the House voted, though not when the House chose to deliver the papers.

Brilliant scholars argue both sides of the jurisdictional question. The text is legitimately ambiguous. I respect my colleagues who have reached either conclusion. But after intense reflection, I believe the best constitutional reading shows that Article II, Section 4 exhausts the set of persons who can legitimately be impeached, tried, or convicted. The President, Vice President, and civil officers.

We have no power to convict and disqualify a former officeholder who is now a private citizen.

Here is Article II, Section 4: The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.'

Now, everyone basically agrees that the second half of that sentence exhausts the legitimate grounds for conviction. The debates around the Constitution's framing make that clear. Congress cannot convict for reasons besides those.

It therefore follows that the list of persons in that same sentence is also exhaustive. There is no reason why one list would be exhaustive but the other would not.

Article II, Section 4 must limit both why impeachment and conviction can occur… and to whom. If this provision does not limit the impeachment and conviction powers, then it has no limits at all.

The House's 'sole power of Impeachment' and the Senate's 'sole Power to try all Impeachments' would create an unlimited circular logic, empowering Congress to ban any private citizen from federal office. This is an incredible claim. But it is the argument the House Managers seemed to make. One Manager said the House and Senate have 'absolute, unqualified… jurisdictional power.'

That was very honest. Because there is no limiting principle in the constitutional text that would empower the Senate to convict former officers that would not also let them convict and disqualify any private citizen.

An absurd end result to which no one subscribes.

'rticle II, Section 4 must have force. It tells us the President, Vice President, and civil officers may be impeached and convicted. Donald Trump is no longer the president. Likewise, the provision states that officers subject to impeachment and conviction 'shall be removed from Office' if convicted. Shall. As Justice Story explained, 'the Senate, [upon] conviction, [is] bound, in all cases, to enter a judgment of removal from office.' Removal is mandatory upon conviction.

Clearly, he explained, that mandatory sentence cannot be applied to somebody who has left office. The entire process revolves around removal. If removal becomes impossible, conviction becomes insensible.

'In one light, it certainly does seem counterintuitive that an officeholder can elude Senate conviction by resignation or expiration of term. But this just underscores that impeachment was never meant to be the final forum for American justice.

Impeachment, conviction, and removal are a specific intra-governmental safety valve. It is not the criminal justice system, where individual accountability is the paramount goal.

Indeed, Justice Story specifically reminded that while former officials were not eligible for impeachment or conviction, they were 'still liable to be tried and punished in the ordinary tribunals of justice.' We have a criminal justice system in this country. We have civil litigation. And former Presidents are not immune from being held accountable by either one.

I believe the Senate was right not to grab power the Constitution does not give us. And the Senate was right not to entertain some light-speed sham process to try to outrun the loss of jurisdiction.

't took both sides more than a week just to produce their pre-trial briefs. Speaker Pelosi's own scheduling decisions conceded what President Biden publicly confirmed: A Senate verdict before Inauguration Day was never possible. This has been a dispiriting time. But the Senate has done our duty. The framers' firewall held up again.

On January 6th, we returned to our posts and certified the election, uncowed. And since then, we resisted the clamor to defy our own constitutional guardrails in hot pursuit of a particular outcome. We refused to continue a cycle of recklessness by straining our own constitutional boundaries in response.

The Senate's decision does not condone anything that happened on or before that terrible day. It simply shows that Senators did what the former President failed to do:

We put our constitutional duty first.'

Now that the Democratic three-ring circus is over, Trump is not out of the woods yet.  He could still face criminal charges.

BERNIE SANDERS BUSTED ..... IN 1963

When Bernie Sanders was running for president in 2016, Kartemquin Films and the Chicago Tribune dug up photos of him being busted in 1963

 

By Howie Katz


Here's something most of you don't know. Bernie Sanders was busted by Chicago cops in 1963.  When Sanders was running for president in 2016, Kartemquin Films and the Chicago Tribune dug up photos of the bust.

 

Chicago policemen arrest Bernie Sanders near 73rd and Lowe on August 13, 1963. - SUN-TIMES 

Chicago police officers arrest a protesting Bernie Sanders on August 13, 1963

 

Chicago police officers carry Bernie Sanders off to a police paddy wagon  
 
 
Sanders was 21 and a University of Chicago student at the time.  He was protesting the segregation of Chicago's public schools.  He was busted, charged with resisting arrest, convicted and fined $25.
 
Too bad the cops did not strum his head and haul him off to be tossed onto Chicago's garbage dump.  That would have been far better than a measly $25 fine.

Monday, February 8, 2021

WAR CRIMES

If Israel committed war crimes by bombing Gaza, then the US committed war crimes with the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki 


By Howie Katz


Israel and Hamas controlled Gaza have fought wars in 2008-2009, 2012 and 2014, resulting in the deaths of almost 100 Israeli soldiers and civilians and that of more than 3,000 Palestinians.  In those wars, the Israelis, in order to minimize civilian casualties, gave notice to Gaza's civilians about which targets they planned to bomb.  Since 2014, Hamas and Islamic Jihad have daily fired rockets at Israel.  The Israelis respond to the rocket attacks by bombing rocket launcher implacements in Gaza.

Hamas and Islamic Jihad place their rockets and rocket launchers in school yards, on hospital grounds and in crowded civilian locations.  Because of that, the Israeli retaliatory bombings have resulted in civilian casualties, including those of little children.  

 

In this July 2014 file photo, smoke and fire from an Israeli strike rise over Gaza City.
Smoke and fire from an Israeli strike rise over Gaza City. 

The Europeans have condemned the Israeli bombings.  The Palestinians have gone to the International Criminal Court (ICC) in the Hague and charged Israel with committing war crimes.  And it looks like the ICC will investigate Israel's leaders and military of committing war crimes.

If Israel committed war crimes by bombing Gaza, then the US committed war crimes with the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and the fire bombing of Tokyo during WW2.  The two atomic bombs killed over 200,000 civilians and more than 100,00 were killed in Tokyo by the incendiary bombs.

 

Roads In April After Operation Meetinghouse

Tokyo after the firebombing


A man wheels his bicycle through Hiroshima, days after the city was leveled by the atomic bomb blast. The view here is looking west/northwest, about 550 feet from where the bomb hit.

Hiroshima after the atomic bombing

 

The ruins of Nagasaki after the dropping of the atomic bomb, seen from street level.

Nagasaki after the dropping of the atomic bomb, 

 

And the Allies  committed war crimes by leveling the German cities of Hamburg, Berlin and Dresden, among others, with 49,000 civilians killed in Hamburg, 35,000 in Berlin and 20,000 in Dresden.

 

Dresden after the bombing, as seen from the top of the town hall

 

The bombings of Japanese and German cities were designed to kill as many civilians as possible so as to demoralize the Japanese and Germans.

So if Israel is going to be investigated for committing war crimes by unintentionally killing civilians, then it stands to reason that the US should be investigated for war crimes against Japan by intentionally killing its civilians and the Allies, particularly the US and Britain, for war crimes against Germany by intentionally killing its civilians. 

I am elated that we dropped those atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  Had we not done that, there was a good chance that I and many thousands of other American soldiers would have been killed during the invasion of Japan.

Friday, February 5, 2021

TRIBUTE TO AN AMAZING WOMAN

Jean was born and raised on a farm, never obtained a college degree, but was much more capable than most college graduates


By Howie Katz

 

As the grim reaper gets ever closer, I thought it was time to pay tribute to my late wife Jean, a truly amazing woman.

Jean was born and raised on a farm in Oklahoma adjacent to the border with Kansas.  She never obtained a college degree, but she was much more capable than most college graduates.  After one year at Oklahoma A&N (now Oklahoma State University), Jean went to work at Boeing in Wichita, Kansas.  (I used to tease her by pronouncing it boing.)



 

 

 

 

When I was a cop in Galveston, Jean was the daytime manager of the Embassy Club.  I met my wife to be by stopping her for a traffic violation.  If you guessed that I did not write her a ticket, you guessed right.

When we decided to get married, Jean's mother and my mother each had a fit.  A close friend of my mother suggested we go to Father Dan, Galveston's beloved Catholic priest, for pre-marriage counseling because she was sure he would advise us not to marry.  Instead, Father Dan said, "I see no reason you two shouldn't get married."

In 1955, we moved to California where she got a job at the San Bernardino County Clerk's office where she obtained court case files for lawyers and legal secretaries.  Some legal secretaries from Riverside were so impressed with her work that they urged her to become a legal secretary.

She soon found work as a legal secretary at a Riverside law firm and before long she became the office manager of the firm which defended a number of crooks that I had arrested as a Riverside County Sheriff's officer.  By the time we returned to Texas in 1969, she was Riverside's most sought after legal secretary.  And Jean never had any training as a legal secretary ... she learned the profession on the job.

When we moved to Houston in 1970, my son Nick became an outstanding youth ice hockey player and my daughter Karen became Houston's most outstanding, at the time, figure skater.  Thus Jean spent a lot of time at ice rinks.  She was asked to run the pro shops when the regular workers were away.  When the Sharpstown Ice Center opened, she became the shop's manager.

She was also hired by Bobby Kinkaid, the equipment manager of the World Hockey Association's Houston Aeros to take care of the team's jerseys.  Thus she would go into the team's locker room right after the games to collect all the jerseys.  I am sure Jean was the first woman in the United States who was allowed to enter the locker room of a men's professional sports team right after a game.  The legendary Gordie Howe - 'Mr. Hockey' - always enjoyed popping her in the ass with his towel.  

During this time, Jean was asked to help out part-time for the Christmas shopping rush at the Sharpstown Mall's Houston Hat Company, a store specializing in cowboy hats.  As soon as the Christmas rush was over, Jean was made the manager of their store at the Almeda Mall.  And when the Houston Hat Company opened a new store at the Baybrook Mall, Jean became the manager of that store. 

When President Reagan and Nancy made an appearance at the Baybrook Mall, Jean presented the president with a cowboy hat.  Unexpectedly, Nancy asked "Where's my hat?"  Jean quickly blocked out a hat for her too.   

And despite all her activities, Jean always found the time to be a wonderful mother for Nick and Karen.

Sadly, Alzheimer's played havoc with the last five years of Jean's life.  She no longer recognized Nick and Karen as our children.  She no longer recognized me as her husband.  She thought I was just some man who took up residence in her home and called the cops twice to have me thrown out. 

She passed away on June 25, 2015.

Three of the luckiest days of my life were the day Jean committed a traffic violation, the day Father Dan gave us his blessing, and the day I married Jean.

We were married for more than 60 years.  I really miss my amazing Jean ... the one before Alzheimer's. 

Thursday, February 4, 2021

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE

 Hagar the Horrible has been my favorite comic strip for more than 40 years.  I would not subscribe to a newspaper unless it carried Hagar.  And this strip from June 20, 1991 is my favorite Hagar of all time.

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

EUROPEAN CELLPHONE COMMERCIAL WITH SURPRISE ENDING

MY HOME TOWN

By Howie Katz

My hometown of Houston is hard to describe.  All I can say is that I am a proud Houstonian despite how journalist Hunter S. Thompson described the city.

Here is Thompson's description:  

"Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex, money and violence. It's a shabby, sprawling metropolis ruled by brazen women, crooked cops and super-rich pansexual cowboys who live by the code of the West -- which can mean just about anything you need it to mean, in a pinch."

Monday, February 1, 2021

BEST INSURANCE COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME

AN AMERICAN INDIAN MADE MY DAY

By Howie Katz

Shoshoni, a Navajo Indian, thanked me for posting "If We Pay Reparations To Blacks, Shouldn’t We Also Pay Them To America’s Indians?" on Big Jolly Times.

Here is what Shoshoni wrote:

Thank you
For writing what I should have.
Blessings to you from a member of the Navajo Nation.  

Talking about making a guy feel good, Shoshoni sure did.