Monday, April 9, 2018

GETTING BLASTED IN ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS

by Bob Walsh

Apparently "adult themed" party busses are a thing in this neck of the woods. I guess that means a fair number of consenting adults climb on board a party bus, get wasted and indulge in a fair amount of sex with whoever happens to be there. Ok, that's cool I guess.

At any rate in the early hours of Saturday the driver called the cops to report shots fired on board. When the cops got there they found three dead bodies and the shooter nowhere to be found. I am guessing there is no surveillance video on these things under the circumstances.

The cops are appealing for help from the public so I am guessing they have somewhere between Jack and Shit so far. Good thing the driver didn't get shot or it could have gotten real interesting real fast.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Actually the cops know who the shooter is. They are searching for Raheem D. King of Rockford, a 22-year-old black man who was armed with an assault rifle.

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