Thursday, March 31, 2016

DA PASSES ON CONSPIRCY TO MURDER CASE AGAINST FIRST GRADERS

By Bob Walsh

Now, the DA didn’t agree to pass because it didn’t happen. In point of fact it did happen. Three First-Grade girls plotted to murder another First-Grade girl by poison. They were going to use silica gel packets, which they believed to be poisonous. (They really aren’t.)

This situation became general knowledge when the authorities at the Winterberry Charter School in Anchorage, Alaska sent out an email to parents.

I guess thumbtacks on the seats or spit-balls to the back of the head are déclassé now. Nowadays seven-year olds want to actually murder one another.

The world is truly going crazy.

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