AN OH SHIT MOMENT

A wife is dreaming in bed.

She suddenly wakes up and shouts, “Quick, my husband just got home!”

Her husband wakes up, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window.



A LESSON WELL LEARNED

What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, rhinoceroses and elephants?

It is impossible to reduce one’s weight by eating green grass and salads, and by walking.



ALGEBRA LESSON

Dear Algebra

Please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.



IT’S HARD TO TOP THIS TATTOO

A young lady on the beach was wearing a string bikini. Right beneath her belly button she had a tattoo which read:

Boner Entrance

Underneath the words was an arrow pointing to her twat.