WE BETTER NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN

Two 18-year-old high school sweethearts got married. Both had been raised by strict Evangelical parents. No dancing! No make up for her and only plain mid-calf dresses. Above all, no sex before marriage.

On their wedding night they checked into a hotel room. When they went to bed they knew they had to do something, but because of their strict upbringing, they didn’t know what.

He says to her, “Maybe we’re supposed to rub noses.”

She says, “OK, let’s try it.”

So they rub noses for a while until he says, “Sweetheart, I don’t think that’s it. Maybe we’re supposed to rub toes.”

She says, OK, let’s try it.”

So they rub toes for a while until he says, “Honey, I don’t think that’s it either. Maybe were supposed to rub bellies.”

So they start to rub bellies. Suddenly he shoots out of bed and makes a mad dash for the bathroom. When he emerges a few moments later, he says …

“My God, we better not ever do that again! It curdled my urine.”