Sunday, February 5, 2017

AMERICANS APOLOGIZE TO AUSTRALIA

In light of Donald Trump's fiery phone call with Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, we have received an unprecedented number of letters from Americans apologising for their president. Here's a selection:

The Sydney Morning Herald | February 3, 2017


Please share with the good people of Australia our deepest and sincerest apologies for the behaviour of the man who now occupies the White House. ("Donald Trump will 'respect' deal made with Prime Minister 'Trunbull'", February 3)

As an American citizen, who has spent a lifetime in government service, who has lived through the administrations of Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson and beyond, I can tell you that we have never had such an oaf in office before. I am so sorry. To PM Turnbull, please accept our apologies.

Please, never forget, He does NOT represent the views and attitudes of the American people. He is a minority president who lost the popular vote by approximately three million votes. He barely won the electoral college by 42,000 votes in states where over 400,000 voters were purged from the rolls and were not permitted to vote. It will get worse before it gets better ... brace yourselves, we're all in this together.

Robert Mikol, Fairbanks, Alaska


Dear Australia,

I am so very sorry that we have elected such a boor and ignoramus as our president, and that he has chosen to insult such a good friend as you have been to us. As you probably know, most of us did not vote for this so-called person, but through bad luck and electoral peculiarities we are stuck with him. I just want all of you to know that we love and appreciate Australia, and that we are horrified and embarrassed at his daily hissy-fits. You, of all people, should never have been at the receiving end of one of his tantrums. Please bear with us and accept our heartfelt apologies.

Love America.

Kyle Riggs, Ashland, Oregon


Come now, can anyone be surprised by anything that Donald (Tweety) Trump says and does? Weren't you watching and listening to his performance during the campaigns and election for the presidency? It's P.T. Barnum Goes to Washington. Malcolm Turnbull should not feel too upset that his call to the White House ended abruptly. Anything that runs beyond 140 characters stretches beyond Tweety's attention span.

Bill O'Reilly, Hastings on Hudson, New York


I would like to apologise to the people of Australia and their Prime Minister for any offence given by our current President. This apology for the words and actions of a defective human being, are for both current events and for all future episodes of intellectual and civilised lapses.

Robert Pike, Fremont,California


On behalf of the 70 million voters in America who did NOT vote for Donald Trump, please accept our sincerest apologies for his behaviour. Americans, regardless of political stripe, admire, respect and love your country. Aussies rock!!

Dean Starr, Libertyville, Illinois


I woke up this morning, and read a brief account of Trump's phone conversation with your Prime Minister this week. I was and am in shock. I apologise (even though I know I really don't have to for myself) for what happened. I have never been so embarrassed and so ashamed to be an American. And I am crying deep tears of sorrow and anger.

Know that there are millions of Americans marching and protesting and writing letters in defiance of this president and this new administration, and we hope beyond hope that their tenure will be short, and the world can regain some of it's sanity.

I'm sorry.

Jack Leishman, Ashland, Oregon


I wanted add my apology to the Australian people for the embarrassing actions by our new president. Australia collectively is one of our closest and cherished friends and it pains me that Trump's treatment of your government, country and people is behaviour beyond belief. Keep the faith as we fight here toward minimising Trump's damage or removing him completely from office.

Bruce Barnes, Atlanta, Georgia


I've been lucky to travel extensively through Australia, enjoy its people, its beauty, and its culture. In the process, I made some very dear friends. The childish, reactionary, petulant behaviour of Trumplethinskin does not represent who or what most Americans are. His unhinged rants and tweets are a product of a seriously diseased mind. To put it in simple terms, terms which even he may comprehend - WE APOLOGISE!

Robert Kezelis, Palos Heights Illinois


Dear People of Australia and Prime Minister Turnbull,

I apologise for the boorish behavior of Mr. Trump. I have no idea how we raised him so poorly.

Steven Miles, Minneapolis, Minnesota


EDITOR’S NOTE: My good Australian friend Dorina says: Dear American friends .... Australians are not offended, really - Prime Minister Turnbull is on the 'nose' Downunder !!!

“On the nose” is Australian slang for smelly or malodorous.

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