Monday, May 16, 2016

AMERICAN NAZI PARTY ENDORSES BERNIE SANDERS ….. BUT ONLY FOR 3 DAYS

Rocky Suhayda, Der Fuhrer of the American Nazi Party, announced Saturday that his party could no longer support Donald Trump because of his close ties to Jewish bankers and endorses Bernie Sanders instead

After Rocky Suhayda announced Saturday that his American Nazi Party could no longer support Donald Trump because of his close ties to Jewish bankers, Ima Schmuck, editor of The Unconventional Gazette, sat down for an exclusive one-on-one interview with the neo-nazi leader.

SCHMUCK: In December you said that Donald Trump’s Muslim ban proposal proves that your Nazi Party beliefs are winning. Now you say the party can no longer support Trump. Why the change of heart?

SUHAYDA: We have just recently learned that Jew bankers were the ones that loaned Trump the money for his real estate ventures. Those Jew bankers already control the rest of the Western World and they would then control the U.S. as well if Trump were to become president. We cannot support anyone with close ties to Jew bankers … make that with ties to any Jews.

SCHMUCK: Why did you choose to support Sanders?

SUHAYDA: Anyone with the name Bernie can’t be all that bad. And besides that, you don’t expect me to support that lesbian, do you?

SCHMUCK: Lesbian? Do you mean Hillary Clinton?

SUHAYDA: Yes, everybody knows Hillary Clinton is a lesbian. Why else would she allow her husband to repeatedly cheat on her? And everybody knows she and that close adviser of her’s … uh, what’s her name, uh … Homo Abedin are lovers. Adviser my ass … they’re lovers!

SCHMUCK: Did you know Sanders favors allowing transgender people to use the public restroom of their gender identity?

SUHAYDA: What?! I thought only that Negro and his former Secretary of State favored that.

SCHMUCK: No, Sanders does too. And Trump would leave it up to the states to decide which restrooms transgender people could use.

SUHAYDA: I’ll be damned. If we don’t do something, this country is going to hell in a hand basket. I’ll tell you one thing for sure … if that Caitlyn Jenner ever walked into a bathroom my daughter was using, I would beat the living crap out of the pervert to within an inch of his sorry life.

SCHMUCK: You say you can’t support Trump because of his ties to Jews. Don’t you know that Sanders is a Jew?

SUHAYDA: Bernie a Jew? But Sanders is not a Jew name.

SCHMUCK: Well, Bernie Sanders is Jewish.

SUHAYDA: That does it, this interview is over!

He stormed out, mumbling something that sounded like, “Fuck, shit! The Fuhrer never got to finish off those God damn Jews.”

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