Monday, May 6, 2019

BAT VERSUS GLOCK. BAT LOST

by Bob Walsh

Saturday afternoon a woman called the Stockton P D to report a man wearing only boxer shorts and armed with a pink aluminum baseball bat trying to smash his way into her house. He left, but later returned. The cops showed up. The man charged the cops. One of the cops shot him. He collapsed like a punctured whoppee cushion and was hauled to the hospital, where he will be patched up at great expense to the taxpayers.

Actually I have no idea if the cops was carrying a Glock or not. It does, however, make a smooth read on the headline.

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