GRAND AYATOLLAHNADO

Alex Jones claims Iran is responsible for the large outbreak of tornadoes in the US

Leading conspiracy theorist Alex Jones now claims that Iran has unleashed the 500 or so tornadoes reported across the US this month. Jones made his claim in response to a German intelligence report saying Iran is trying to expand its arsenal with weapons of mass destruction.

Jones, who once claimed no one was killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, says that on the orders of Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iranian scientists have developed a weapon of mass destruction dubbed the Grand Ayatollahnado.

When Khamenei ascended to his position as Grand Ayatollah in 1994, one of hid first edicts was for Iranian scientists to develop the ultimate weapon of mass destruction that could be unleashed on The Great Satan.

The scientists decided that if they could somehow unleash a torrent of deadly tornadoes on the US, that would satisfy Khamenei. Jones says the development of the Grand Ayatollah tornadoes and how they were deliveed to the US is a top Iranian secret.

When President Trump threatened Iran and sent the US aircraft carrier task force to the Persian Gulf, Khamenei told his scientists it was time to unleash the Grand Ayatollahnado on The Great Satan.

Jones says he does not know how Iran has been able to accomplish this, but he is convinced the Grand Ayatollahnadoes are for real. He also says that up to now, the Iranian scientists have been unable to direct the tornadoes to successfully hit a specific target, but he knows they are close to solving that problem.

According to Jones, the tornado that hit Jefferson City, Missouri was right on target, but the tornado that hit El Reno was actually supposed to hit the center of Oklahoma City.

When Trump returned to the White House from Japan, he was asked to comment on this latest theory by Jones. The President said: “More fake news. If for one minute I thought that was true, Iran would be a nuclear wasteland by now.”