L.A. NOW CIRCLING THE DRAIN, AT LEAST AS FAR AS PUBLIC HEALTH GOES

by Bob Walsh

There is now one confirmed and two suspected cases of typhoid in L A. The confirmed case is a cop.

There was an epidemic of typhus last summer. They expect another one this summer.

L A is the only major city in the country without a rodent control plan in operation.

The public health people are actually EXPECTING an outbreak of plague this year, due to the large number of homeless people and undocumented democrats in the city.

Many parts of the city are now an open air latrine, not unlike San Francisco but without the charm.

If I got it right there has not been a typhoid outbreak in this country in eighty years. Until now.

There are now third-world shit hole cities that are objecting to being compared to Los Angeles.

With luck my friend Caroline who lives down there will come north and stay with her daughter in the East Bay for a while, at least until the end of summer.