by Bob Walsh
The latest Martian Lander set down successfully on the red planet about noon Pacific Coast time on Monday. They found the following items.
Maxine Waters and Al Sharpton were both there, protesting U. S. policy of refusing to send black people to Mars. They also found O. J. Simpson, looking under rocks for the real killer. Hillary was there too, looking for her missing emails.
Clearly this means there is no intelligent life on Mars. And damned little here for that matter.
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