Monday, November 12, 2018

I WILL NEVER BUILD ANOTHER SNOWMAN

Today was the first heavy snowfall of the season

8:00 a.m. I built a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I built a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender ma..wom..person asked why I didn't just build one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist, because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up.
I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs?
I am now called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
My children are taken by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.

There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the politically correct world in which we live today and it is only getting worse.

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