by Bob Walsh
The FBI has mysteriously shut down the Solar Observatory near Roswell, N.M. and is not telling the local authorities why.
In a related piece TMZ has said that Demi Moore (who was born in Roswell) has been contacted by someone named Zorg from Alpha Ceti 3 demanding to speak with President Hillary Clinton.
Perhaps Zorg does no realize that CNN did NOT get it right and that relying on nearly two year old data to make a trip that long may not have been the smartest thing in the universe to do. Or perhaps the FBI shut the observatory down for some other reason completely and Zorg is just a cover story. Maybe they found Hillary's missing emails there, kind of like the Rose Law Firm billing records that mysteriously appeared in the White House years after they were subpoenaed.
I have heard stranger things. Some of them were even true.
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