by Bob Walsh
Mark Bird is, or maybe was, a sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada. Last month had managed to shoot himself while sitting on a crapper at the college. He is claiming he did it on purpose as a protest against Donald Trump.
The cops showed up to the August 28 incident and found a .22 caliber pistol, one spent shell, and a $100 bill taped to the mirror, to compensate the janitor for the mess.
Professor Bird is facing charges for carrying a dangerous weapon on school property, carrying a weapon without a permit and illegal discharge of a firearm.
How much you want to bet the dumb fuck shot himself by accident and then decided on this Hail Mary to try to keep his ass out of trouble? I am doubtful it will work, though if he were in CA it might.
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