Sunday, April 1, 2018

THIS SHIT CAN KILL YOU

by Bob Walsh

The People's Republic of California has some very stringent health warning requirements for carcinogens. If there is ANY AMOUNT of ANYTHING in ANY PRODUCT that MIGHT give you cancer, you have to be warned about it, for your own safety of course. Trouble is, testing has gotten much better since the law was passed over 30 years ago and they can find potential carcinogens damn near everywhere.

Some moron judge has just determined that COFFEE meets the requirements for mandatory safety warning in California so now Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks have to warn you about it.

So, the next time you buy a cup of coffee in the formerly great state of California don't be surprised it there is a warning label on it.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Let's say you go into an ordinary restaurant instead of Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks and order a cup of coffee. Where are they supposed to put the warning ... on the coffee mug?

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