MICHELLE WOLF’S VICIOUS ATTACK ON SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

The comedian also lashed out at Trump with offensive remarks during the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner

BarkGrowlBite
April 30, 2018

Each year the White House Correspondents’ Association holds a dinner in the nation’s capital. They usually have an entertainer at the podium to poke fun at the president and other important figures present at the dinner. Trump chose not to attend this year’s event.

Comedian Michelle Wolf was this year’s entertainer and instead of poking fun, she lashed into a vicious attack on White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders who happened to be sitting right in front of Wolf.

The bitch also made some very offensive and raunchy remarks about President Trump, calling him a racist and referring to his grabbing of pussies.

Here is how the Daily Mail reported it:

ON SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS AND KELLYANNE CONWAY

The room grew quiet and groans were heard as Wolf directed harsh jokes at White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was sitting just feet away, including attacks on her appearance.

'I have to say I'm a little starstruck, I loved you as Aunt Lydia in A Handmaid's Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven't seen it you would love it,' said Wolf, turning to Sanders.

'Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're gonna get. A press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams. [in deep voice] "It's shirts and skins and this time don't be such a little bitch Jim Acosta."'

'I like Sarah, I think she's really resourceful. She burns facts and uses the ash to create a perfect smokey eye,' the comedian added. 'Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies. It's probably lies.'

'I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Aunt Huckabee Sanders?' Wolf said, continuing, 'What's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Ah I Know, Aunt Coulter.'

Wolf also took shots at counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway. 'Man, she has the perfect name for what she does. Conway. It's like if my last name was tells-jokes-frizzy-hair-small-tits.'

Ivanka Trump also came under fire: 'Ivanka, she was supposed to be an advocate for women but she is about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons.' Wolf also compared the president's daughter to a 'diaper genie', saying she 'Looks sleek on the outside, but inside is full of shit.'

ON PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

'Like a porn star says when she's about to have sex with a Trump, let's get it over with,' Wolf said to open the act. 'You know he's not any good.'

'It's 2018 and I am a woman so you cannot shut me up. Unless you have Michael Cohen wire me $130,000,' said Wolf, referencing the Stormy Daniels controversy. 'You can find me on Venmo under my porn star name: Reince Priebus.'

Wolf also addressed Trump's absence head on: 'I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one pussy you're not allowed to grab.'

On Trump pulling out of the Paris climate accord, she said: 'He said he was going to pull out and he did, and that's a refreshing quality in a guy.'

'You might be rich in Idaho but in New York you're just doing fine,' she said.

Using call and response from the audience, Wolf shouted 'Trump is so broke', to which the audience responded 'how broke is he?'

Among her responses were: 'He has to fly failed business class'; 'He looked for foreign oil in Don Jr's hair'; 'Southwest used him as one of their engines'; and 'He had to borrow money from the Russians and now he's compromised.'

'Trump is racist. He loves white nationalists, which is a funny term for a Nazi, it's like calling a pedophile a kid-friend or Harvey Weinstein a lady's man.'

And finally: 'He grabs pussies because he thinks there might be loose change in them.'
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After receiving a shitstorm of criticism for her uncalled for viciousness and offensiveness, the bitch had the nerve to defend her disgusting and disgraceful performance.

There is absolutely no way any one can defend what Wolf did.
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "ROAST" AND "JUST PLAIN NASTY"

by Bob Walsh

I caught a little bit of the Washington Correspondent's Dinner on the box last night. It was obvious that the President did the right thing in going to Washington County, MI rather than show up in D.C. for a hate-fest.

The "comedian" that did a lot of the talking was not funny (a cardinal sin) and wasn't just modestly snarky, which is permissible at such things. She was just plain nasty. All this horseshit does is help Trump cement his base.

I am sure it is like red meat to the liberal intelligencia who get their rocks off on this sort of thing, but I can't help but think it does them no good in relating to the middle 20% of the electorate who decide which way things go.