Sunday, April 1, 2018

NOT JUST DRUNK BUT STINKING DRUNK

by Bob Walsh

Jose Cisneros, 31, probably didn't set a record but is definitely good for an honorable mention. On Thursday night at about 7:20 p.m. he blew past a marked Sheriff's car heading north on I-5 in Stockton doing about 120 mph. The deputy followed the asshole to a Am/PM, lights and sirens. At the AM/PM the driver bailed and attempted to run. The deputy lit him up a little bit and took him into custody. Two children, ages 5 and 8, were in the car. The guy blew a 0.40, which is five times the legal limit. Most people, even serious drinkers, are passed out by then.

The asshole is now in custody facing about a dozen charges plus outstanding warrants. He is being held pending $423,000 bail. Arraignment is scheduled in Lodi on Monday. I hope they give him 50 years for felony stupidity.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would say the bail was just a wee bit too high. The judge who set it must have been stinking drunk himself.

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