MEMORANDUM:

FROM: President Donald J. Trump

TO: Governor Jerry Brown

RE: Deployment of National Guard troops.

Go Fuck Yourself. Have a nice day.

by Bob Walsh

Yes, The Donald has told Moonbeam to take his 400 national guard troops, who he agreed to deploy but not let them do anything, and send them to Sacramento so they can pick up dog turds left by Jerry's Corgis around the executive mansion.

I am inclined to agree with Trump on this one. Jerry wanted to be able to say he had joined the party without actually showing up and doing anything. Fuck him.