I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it.
I said, "Left Tackle?”
Today the hospital has upgraded my condition to ‘serious’. I now have both a broken nose and broken jaw, and my spleen has been ruptured. And this hurts the most … my dick is broken in two places and my testicles are beyond repair.
From now on, I’ll never make another guess about anything again.
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