Ralph gets home late one night and Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Ralph replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my dick,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking? She said; shaking her head
in disgust... 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on his dick?'
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Ralph is recovering in the IC unit at the hospital!
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