by Bob Walsh
A
couple of newish names have surfaced in Senile Joe's search for a VP
nominee who has a stronger pulse than he does, which is almost everybody
on the planet who is officially alive.
The
two possibilities are Keisha Lance Bottoms, the mayor of Atlanta, and
Florida Representative Val Demings. Both are being vetted right now.
Bottoms
was the first big-city mayor to endorse Senile Joe and has come out
strongly against looting and destruction but in favor of peaceful
protesters. She volunteered for Biden in Iowa and gave a very nice
off-the-cuff speech when a precinct captain was a no-show. She is 50
years old, compared to Senile Joe's 117 years.
The
63-year old Demings was the head of the Orlando P D from 2007 to 2011
and both the Florida NAACP and the Florida FOP like her. She was one
of the house impeachment managers in the recent LETS HANG TRUMP show.
Ellen Degeneres likes her too.
Senile
Joe is said to very much want a VP picked by early August, so he can go
back to his long winter's nap and not have to bother with things like
campaigning, reading cue cards and expressing ideas that are much beyond
EAT, SHIT, SLEEP, REPEAT.
Stacey
Abrams and Susan Rice are still on the short list too. They also fit
the basic minimum qualifications in that they have a pulse, are not
White and typically urinate sitting down.
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