DEAL OF THE MILLENNIUM

Mahmud Abbas unveils his peace plan to end the conflict between the Palestinians and the “Zionist interlopers”

By Pamala Putz

RAMALLAH, West Bank – Surrounded by leaders of Fatah and Hamas, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas unveiled his own peace plan in contrast to President Donald Trump’s “Deal of the Century”. Abbas said Trump’s plan was really the “Deal for the Zionists” which was drafted by a Jew (Jared Kushner) for the Jews and that Palestinians would not accept any part of it in a thousand years.

The Palestinian president called Trump and Kushner “Dogs and the sons of dogs!”

Abbas called the Palestinian peace plan the “Deal of the Millennium”.

Abbas said “the Palestinians will never accept any American peace plan even if it was offered by Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden. There can be no peace as long as there are any Zionist interlopers on our lands.”

Provisions of the Deal of the Millennium

__There will be only one state, a judenrein Palestinian state between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea, with Jerusalem as its capital.

__The Zionist interlopers will b given six months to leave Palestine. Any of the 6.8 million Zionist interlopers who have not left by then will be rounded up and shipped off to America.

__ Any Jew remaining in one of the illegal settlements after the six month period will be summarily executed.

__The only Jews allowed to remain in Palestine are those who convert to Islam.

__Being a Jew in Palestine is a crime punishable by 50 years of hard labor in prison.

__All synagogues will be destroyed or converted into Islamic culture centers.

__Hamas will govern Gaza and Fatah will govern the rest of the Palestinian state.

__First choice for the vacated Zionist homes will be given to the families of fallen martyrs and to the freedom fighters and their families that were imprisoned by the Zionists.

__Jerusalem’s Buraq Wall (the Western Wall) will be named “Wall of the Martyrs” and the names of the martyrs will be inscribed thereon.

__Tel Aviv will be renamed Arafat City.

__Haifa will be renamed Adolf Hitler City.

__Ashdod will be renamed Soleimani City.

__The Beitar Illit settlement will be renamed Erdoğan City.

__The Modi'in Illit settlement will be renamed Ali Khamenei City.

__Other settlements will be renamed after former Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal and after Baha Abu al-Ata, head of the Palestinian Islamic Jihad’s Al-Quds Brigades, who was assassinated by the Jews.

Abbas said his peace plan is non-negotiable. He added, “When all the Zionist interlopers are gone and the occupied lands have been returned to the Palestinians, there will no longer be a conflict.”

When Abbas was asked why he would name anything after Hitler, Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh interjected that “Adolf Hitler should be honored for trying to rid the world of those filthy descendants of apes and pigs.” Turning to members of the European media, Abbas added, “And don’t forget that it was the Jews who killed Jesus Christ.”

Reaction to the Abbas peace plan

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah each immediately praised the plan. Erdoğan and Khamenei pledged to provide the ships needed to transport the Jews to America.

Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar both praised the plan but objected to the Israeli Jews being shipped to America. “If we allow seven million more Jews into this country, Jews will control everything,” they said in a joint statement.

Bernie Sanders condemned the Judenrein part of the plan but said Abbas’ Deal of the Millennium was a lot better than Trump’s Deal of the Century.

Jeremy Ben-Ami, president of the George Soros funded ant-Israel lobby and Soros both condemned the Judenrein part of the Abbas peace plan and declared if that’s the way it’s going to be, then the White House should reimburse the Jews for the loss of their illegal homes.

Elizabeth Warren agreed and would pay for the reimbursement with a special wealth tax on America’s rich Jews. When asked who she would consider a rich Jew, Warren replied “any Jew earning more than $100,000 a year.”