Monday, February 17, 2020

BIDEN PROMISES TO LEGALIZE GAMBLING IN THE STATE OF NEVADA

By Howie Katz

Campaigning at a rally in Reno on Sunday, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden made sure he did not confuse Nevada with any other state.

During his speech, Joe promised to legalize gambling and prostitution in the state of Nevada.

At that point, his wife Jill jumped out of her chair, rushed over to Joe, and told him gambling and prostitution were already legal in Nevada.

Joe’s jaw almost dropped to the floor, but after a momentary pause he managed a grin and told the crowd: “Haha, I wawawas just kidkidkidding, haha.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: And I’m kidding too with apologies to Joe for making fun of his stuttering.

With 30 percent of Nevadans being Latinos, Biden is expected to do well in that state’s caucuses as he’s been going around saying the Obama administration “deporting three million was a big mistake.”

And Biden is almost certain to win the South Carolina primary because two-thirds of the voters in that state are black.

He’s been directing his campaign at and catering to blacks who associate him with their beloved Barack Obama. And that’s why I call him Joe ‘White Obama’ Biden.

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