Tuesday, August 20, 2019

BERNIE IS EVEN MORE WOKE THAT HE WAS BEFORE

by Bob Walsh

Crazy Bernie has just announced his new criminal justice program. Empty the prisons.

He wants to end mandatory minimums, ban private prisons, legalize weed on a federal level, outlaw "three strikes," end cash bail and flush approximately 50% of the ambulatory turds out of the prison system onto the streets.

Bernie has said that a large chunk of the prison population is incarcerated due to "health issues" rather than criminality and should be treated as such. No doubt they will be treated by single-payer federal health care, which means that they will not be effectively treated at all, presuming you buy his brand of bullshit in the first place.

Feel the Bern. From a shank in your back by a recently released prisoner.

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