Saturday, July 6, 2019

THERE IS NO MORE JUVENILE CRIME IN SAN FRANCISCO

by Bob Walsh

It must be true. San Francisco is becoming the first major city in the whole freaking country to totally close down juvenile detention. The Board of Stupidvisors voted by 10-1 to do this, effective next year. Their plan is to declare any remaining juvenile criminals to be illegal aliens and ship them to ICE detention in Texas. (Actually, I just made that last part up. That doesn't mean it isn't true.)

The current annual cost of keeping a baby criminal in juvie in SF is about $374,000 per year. They could house them at the Hilton for that.

It still isn't totally clear what the fuck they plan on doing with violent dangerous psychopathic criminals who happen to be under 18. They may just give them to Nancy Pelosi to take home with her.

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