PCH PRIZE PATROL KILLS WINNER OF $5,000 A WEEK FOR LIFE

94-year-old man, who was hospitalized for a minor heart attack, dies from hospital visit by PCH Prize Patrol

The Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol arrived Friday afternoon at Noah Fairweather’s hospital bed in the Texas Heart Institute at Houston’s famed Medical Center with balloons, champagne, and an announcement that he had won the PCH Sweepstakes prize of $5,000 a week for life.

The 94-year-old Fairweather had been hospitalized three days earlier after suffering a heart attack in his car while getting a $25 blow job from a prostitute he had picked up on Houston's infamous ‘Bissonnet Track’.

Upon hearing that he had won $5,000 a week for life, Fairweather raised up slightly in his hospital bed before collapsing with a fatal heart attack.

A nurse claims she overheard the woman holding the champagne say: “Thank God that fucking old bastard is dead. We picked him ’cause he was 94, but this is even better. Now we’re out only 5,000 bucks.” A man then said: “5,000 bucks plus a magnum of champagne. Let’s go out and celebrate.”