BarkGrowlBite
July 20, 2019
Today, the nation is celebrating the 50th anniversary of the spectacular feat of the Apollo 11 moon landing and paying tribute to astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin for being the first men to set foot on the moon. But the moon walk never happened. It turned out to be a gigantic hoax designed to show that the U.S. could beat the Russians in a race to the moon.
On June 7, Professor Rostyslav Dombrowsky of the Kiev Institute of Scientific Studies announced that he had made a startling discovery which proves the US moon landing and walk was a huge hoax.
The Ukrainian scientist said he conducted meticulous studies of moon landing photos provided to KISS by NASA. While studying the moonscape he found something unusual in two photos. Using a powerful magnifier, Dombrowsky discovered a small label stuck on the moonscape in each of the two photos.
The labels read: Hecho en Mexico
One of the Hecho en Mexico labels on the ‘moonscape’
Dombrowsky told reporters from the Ukrainian Independent Information Agency of News (UNIAN) that his discovery is undisputable evidence that the US did not land any men on the moon.
Apparently, the moonscape Armstrong and Aldrin walked on was styrofoam made in Mexico and topped off with a layer of fine dark sand from Iwo Jima which NASA needed for the pictures of their footprints. The ‘historic event’ was most likely filmed at a secret CIA film studio. Armstrong and Aldrin, or whoever wore those spacesuits, must have been filmed in slow motion to give the appearance of walking in the low gravity of the moon. And it is 50 years too late to punish the idiot who failed to remove the ‘Hecho en Mexico’ labels.
“Der’mo! We were within weeks of sending our cosmonauts to the moon but abandoned our program because we lost that race to the US,” said Mikhail Gorbachev, the last leader of the Soviet Union. “Chert, now we learn it was all make-belief der’mo.”
Alex Jones, America’s most prominent conspiracy theorist, was elated that Dombrowsky had validated his claim that the NASA moon landing was fake. Jones calls it “Tinkertoy stuff.”
Jones, the founder and publisher of InfoWars, said: “Now that I have been vindicated on the fake moon walk, I am waiting for a noted authority like Professor Dombrowsky to back my claim that Barack Hussein Obama was actually born in Africa and not in Hawaii. That would really make my day.”
President Trump, an avid reader of InfoWars, said “Me too. But until then I’ll just say ‘OK, he was born in Hawaii’.”
The question about the moon landing is who should we believe … Professor Dombrowsky and Alex Jones or the government, many of whose top officials are a pack of lying thieves?
And what about those Mars Rovers? Hmmm, could they be Tinkertoy stuff too? Those rover pictures of the Mars surface that NASA keeps showing us sure look like pictures of the Gobi Desert. And getting a picture from a planet that is on average 140 million miles from the earth seems rather farfetched. It’s either pictures from a Tinkertoy 140 million miles away or the Gobi Desert. Something to think about, isn’t it?
BGB is a life member of the International Society of Flat-Earthers.
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