NOT THE OFFICIAL CAR OF THE HOUSTON TEXANS

BarkGrowlBite
December 30, 2017

Hyundai prides itself in being “the official car of the Houston Texans.” And then there is BMW with “Your Houston area BMW centers are proud to be the Official Luxury Car of the Houston Texans.”

With one game left to go this season, The Houston Texans have won just four games while losing eleven. They have lost their last five games in a row.

The Houston Texans record is so bad that Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Mazda and Kia have all started advertising, “Not the official car of the Houston Texans.”

And Mercedes-Benz is now advertising, “We are not the Official Luxury Car of the Houston Texans.”

Hyundai and BMW have asked the Texans for a refund of the money they paid for the right to advertise their automobiles as the official team cars. Bob McNair, owner of the Texans, angrily told Hyundai and BMW he was in no mood to be reminded of how disastrous this season has been and for them to “Go pound sand!”