Thursday, December 14, 2017

I’LL ONLY BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR ANOTHER WEEK OR SO

I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it.

I said, "Left Tackle?”

Today the hospital has upgraded my condition to ‘serious’. I now have both a broken nose and broken jaw, and my spleen has been ruptured. And this hurts the most … my dick is broken in two places and my testicles are beyond repair.

From now on, I’ll never make another guess about anything again.

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