Thursday, July 12, 2018

SELF-CORRECTING PROBLEM

by Bob Walsh

On Monday the local constabulary in Bernville Borough, Berks County, PA responded to a call from an employee of the Game Commission. When the cops showed up two men fled into the brush for reasons unknown. The cops followed and apprehended one. The second man, later identified as Gregory Longennecker, 51, go away temporarily. The cops pursued, using a helicopter to spot and a bulldozer to clear a way thru the heavy brush.

Longennecker was found shortly thereafter, under the ass end of the bulldozer. He apparently had a heart attack running thru the heavy brush and got run over. He was well and truly dead.

His road dog, David Light, 54, admitted to the cops they had been tending a nearby marijuana grow.

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