Monday, August 28, 2017

THE SOLAR ECLIPSE COULD HAVE BEEN PUT TO GOOD USE

Rocket scientists say that had they been able to collect all the farts emitted by those eclipse watchers bunched up in fields, they would have been able to fire a methane-powered ICBM at Kim Jong-un.

Construction contractors say that had they been able to collect all the poop emitted by those eclipse watchers, they would have been able to build a shitty border wall for President Trump.

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