ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

In 1934, a Nazi storm trooper was driving down a street in Frankfurt, Germany when suddenly he hit a Scottish Terrier.

He stopped to examine the animal and saw that he had killed the poor dog. A bystander approached and pointed him to the dog owner’s residence.

The storm trooper knocked on the dog owner’s door. When a man opened the door, the storm trooper clicked the heels of his boots together, gave the Nazi salute and said, “Heil Hitler, the dog is dead.”

The man jumped up and down with joy. “Come in, come in, this callas for a celebration,” he said. “Hitler is dead. Let’s have some schnaps together.”