By Bob Walsh
The Niles Canyon Monster, which I wrote about yesterday, in reality a 4-foot alligator, was shot to death yesterday morning by a state wildlife officer when they were unable to capture the beast.
The poor critter was killed in Alameda Creek alongside Old Canyon Road. I am confident the local raccoon population will forage more comfortably tonight.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Fuck that state wildlife officer. Here in Texas we make a hobby out of catching gators alive, and they’re much bigger than that 4-foot runt in Niles Canyon.
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