by Bob Walsh
The Iowa Democrat Party announced yesterday that the final results of the caucus will definitely be available sometime before mammals become extinct. It seems that they have decided to do a hand count and tally, and centralize the information via pony express, in order to ensure everything is kosher.
Allegedly the dreaded App collected and held accurate information, but did not process that information correctly. It is not clear if "correctly" means "accurately" or means "we need to make sure to fuck Bernie any way we possibly can."
Personally I think those goddamn Macedonians hacked the system so that cows were on the roster, but they wouldn't let the cows into the buildings to participate. Sounds like clear discrimination to me. Cows are kind of cute and often useful, as compared to Democrats. Their intelligence level is usually about the same, so its a wash there. They often also smell better than Democrats.
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