Friday, March 8, 2019

PROTOTYPICAL DUMB SON-OF-A-BITCH

by Bob Walsh

I don't know the motive. I assume it was some sort of usual neighborhood drama in Stockton. In any event this dumb-shit comes over to his neighbors house at night with a 5 gallon can of #2 diesel fuel and a wad of paper. Pours the diesel all over the front of the house, IN CLEAR VIEW OF THE CAMERA DOOR BELL. Tries to light it up, unsuccessfully, then walks away.

Mr. dumb-shit is now in the county hospitality center facing charges of attempted murder and attempted arson.

Sometimes it is hard to figure out how anybody that fucking stupid managed to live past the age of 13 or so without drowning while taking a shower or something.

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