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Sunday, June 21, 2020
ADMINISTER YOUR OWN URINE TEST
To avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
If ants gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE.
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL.
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS.
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S.
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