Wednesday, April 22, 2020

EARTH DAY

by Bob Walsh

Today is Earth Day. I hope you all do something appropriate. I take an old gas powered lawn mower out, fire it up, close the choke all the way and park it under a tree, thereby spewing carbon dioxide into the air for the tree to convert to oxygen. If I have remembered to have my two cans of Green Death and two Vicodin for breakfast I can actually hear the tree thanking me. (Trees talk funny.)

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