A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon on the consequences of indulging in some sins. He placed four worms into four separate glass jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of whiskey.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister showed his congregation the following results:
The first worm in whiskey . . . . . . Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . …. Dead
The third worm in chocolate syrup . . . … Dead
The fourth worm in good clean soil . . …. Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink whiskey, smoke cigarettes and eat chocolate, you won't have any worms!"
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