Thursday, October 3, 2013

CROTCH ROCKET BIKERS TAUNT POLICE

BarkGrowlBite | October 3, 2013

Police from all over the country report that packs of young bikers are conducting dangerous stunts while speeding down crowded highways, weaving in and out of traffic, and taunting the cops before leaving them behind in a cloud of dust with their high-speed motorcycles, which they refer to as ‘crotch rockets.’ Seeking instant fame, these dickheads videotape themselves and post their antics on the internet.

It was one of these packs that beat up Alexian Lien on NYC’s Westside Highway. Lien was driving Saturday with his wife and 2-year-old daughter when his Range Rover accidentally struck a biker who had suddenly slowed down in front of him. He was surrounded by bikers pounding the SUV with their helmets. Fearing for his life and the safety of his family, Lien sped off, running over one of the bikers who suffered two broken legs and serious spinal injuries. When the other bikers caught up to Lien’s SUV, they yanked him out and beat him to a bloody pulp.

I have a simple solution to the shenanigans of these crotch rocket jockeys. Arrange to have a dozen or so Hells Angels meet up on the road with each of these dickhead packs wherever they show up. The resulting confrontations won’t be pretty, but I guarantee you that the antics of those ‘crotch rocket’ bikers will soon be history.

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