Monday, October 28, 2013

CONVINCING PEOPLE NOT TO USE DRUGS

Two young men appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."

On Monday, the judge asks the first man, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second man. "And how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole now.’ And then I pointed to the big circle and said, ‘This is your asshole after you've been in prison awhile.'

7 comments:

  1. Stupid people do stupid things. It's pretty disingenuous and disgusting to blame pot for this. It probably would have happened while she was sober... actually, there would probably be more of a chance of the kid doing that if she was drunk... yet another propaganda piece pathetically using this sad case to push their sickening anti-cannabis anti-freedom views. Pretty disgusting to use a tragedy like this, too. But the piece of shit blog author won't post this because he's a brainwashed government lap-dog pussy, so I'm just as satisfied that he reads this without allowing my post to show. Bye, Nazi piece of shit. You and your kind is dying off, you brainwashed scum. I laugh at your death, bitch. You government mouth-piece. So fucking brain dead you can't even form your own opinions about anything... the government feeds your idiotic ass reefer madness lies and you eat it up like a good little lap-dog bitch. Get the fuck outta my country, you ant-freedom Nazi.

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    1. My comment is referring to this disgusting dishonest narrow-minded Nazi author that tries to ridiculously correlate a mother's irresponsible behavior with cannabis use... it's pretty pathetic on the author's part to use a tragedy like this to push his backwards antiquated opinion. http://barkgrowlbite.blogspot.com/2013/10/bummer-for-those-advocating.html?showComment=1382999061365 Look at his profile. He looks like a pedophile. He's almost dead anyways, which fills my heart with joy! I can't wait 'till you die, Nazi. You don't belong in my country. Now DIE OFF ALREADY, YOU FOSSIL.

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    2. Don West, whoever you are, take your comments and shove them up your rotten ass, you moron!

      "Get the fuck outta my country, you antI-freedom Nazi." What makes you the arbiter of who I am and where I should go? It's jerks like you that are turning our society into a cesspool.

      If this is how you see my profile - "He looks like a pedophile" - then your brains have been fried by drugs.

      "He's almost dead anyways, which fills my heart with joy! I can't wait 'till you die, Nazi. You don't belong in my country. Now DIE OFF ALREADY, YOU FOSSIL." You're right, I do not have much longer to live, but when I croak, I'll depart this earth knowing that I fought the good fight against dickheads like you. So, you cannot wait until I die - FUCK YOU TOO!


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  2. o O The small circle was the Nazi author's asshole before he was an adult, and the big circle is the Nazi author's asshole after he willingly took it up the ass by his masters in the government after sitting on their lap.

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    1. The only reason I am publishing your comment is to show what a moron you are. Speaking of assholes, you'll see one when you look in the mirror.

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  3. Mr. West, you assertion that Howie is either a big government fan or a Nazi is so asinine on it's face that it is hard to take anything else you say seriously. There is, I grant you, a moral-libertarian argument to be made in favor of recreational cannabis use. I am myself a libertarian and do not totally disagree with that position. Unfortunately drug use often as collateral damage, as does other personally irresponsible behavior. Throwing in a load of gratuitous personal attacks merely because you disagree with the position of the author on the subject at hand shows YOU to be the hater and not Professor Katz. In addition, calling someone a Nazi who in fact fled the Nazi regime is as offensive as it is lame. Your fucked-up attitude has destroyed whatever positive message might be hidden under the vitriol. You are not unlike the nut, standing on a milk carton on the street corner covered in pigeon shit screaming that the end of the world is coming. Nobody with an IQ above room temperature takes you seriously. Why don't you smoke a couple of joints, eat some Twinkies and breath a little. Just don't attempt anything dangerous, like child care, while doing so.

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  4. that should read "has collateral damage" sorry about that. also "breath" should be "breathe". my bad. that's what happens when I type when I am stoned.

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