The Unconventional Gazette / October 15, 2012
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside and says, “Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
Guido says, "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
The dying man then sits up and says:
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man.”
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up'?"
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