By Bob Walsh
MEMORANDUM
FROM": ERIC GARCETTI, ALCALDE DE CIUDAD LOS ANGELES
TO: RESIDENTS OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
RE: I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU A LITTLE BIT
Yes, L. A. Mayor Eric Garcetti has a wonderful idea with regards to Jerry Brown's twin tunnel plan to fuck over people in Northern California so the slugs in SoCal can continue to have green lawns and nice golf courses. He only wants to build ONE tunnel so we only get fucked over half as much as Jerry wants to fuck us.
Garcetti floated this idea while speaking to the Sacramento Press Club. He is also deeply worried that the people in L. A. will actually have to PAY for the water they want to steal from NorCal. He also pretended to throw a bone in the general direction of environmental protection but everybody present knew it was bullshit. He just wants the water and be damned to anybody who gets hurt in the process.
Let them put in green cement lawns. Fuck them. They want water they can quit living in a desert. I hear it rains in North Dakota.
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