TRANSGENDER BATHROOMS

Will Pecker Checkers be required to enforce bathroom laws?

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they “identify” with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.

If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms? Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers? The people using the restroom or the entity that owns the restroom? And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers? Or do Pecker Checkers get paid by the number of peckers checked? How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?

What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors? Their motto will be ………. ??? “If you gotta Pee – we gotta see!”