WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT!

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

More than that are on welfare.

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with serving the national security interests of the United States.

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your dead ass, at your computer, reading jokes.